AKA the people I know in real life need not apply, post. (There's gotta be a better way to punctuate that without hyphens, but right now, my sinuses are in revolt. No thinking!)

Stop here, Paul
( I cut because I care, Jillian: Bleach 248, spoilers and squee )

Normally I'd go all filter and spoiler cut, but this message just needs to be public.

DON'T BELIEVE THE MAN IN THE HAT.

Sheesh, ya'll. ;)

( And now we'll cut )